Tons Of Alien Sightings In PA.
The latest big story in Bucks County, PA. is all its recent Alien sightings.
What started with a single UFO sighting over a Middletown Mexican restaurant Jan. 26 has turned into a science fiction sensation.
Spaceships were spotted over Sesame Place.
Black boomerangs were reported over Citizens Bank Park during the Phillies National League Championship series.
An extraterrestrial even was seen recently in the men’s department of the local JCPenney, smiling at our women.
With more than 50 reports from Bucks since January, the Pennsylvania Mutual UFO Network says it now will gather here for its next alien hunter conference Jan. 24 at Bucks County Community College.
Holyshit. The UFO conference will be held on the most depressing day of the year. Seriously. Not joking. Incredibly depressing.
On June 23, a woman reported seeing an “alien entity” in the JCPenney’s men’s section.
“He was standing by a clothes rack,” the report said. “She described him as being male, no hair, gray skin, almond black eyes with a lumpy heavily wrinkled face.” The alien appeared to be shopping and had a “pleasant smile” for ladies in the store.
Yet the woman told MUFON she decided to leave the scene “because she and her husband were planning to attend a movie.”
(It’s not known which outlet the aliens chose for their shopping spree, though several other sightings were reported near the Oxford Valley Mall.)
It’s good to know the impending alien invasion won’t be that bad; the aliens have the same commitment to savvy shopping as we do, at least. So hey, what’s to worry about?
In completely unrelated news, the UFO Call Center is sick and tired of receiving prank phone calls.
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