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BREAKING: Prince CHUNK Has B-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l Teeth

by Kyle Dylan Conner

So, what’s this cat that everyone is talking about? Dan Lieberman claims that Prince Chunk is a celebrity, and “sources” are making claims that this cat is being stalked by the paparazzi. How the hell have I not heard about this cat until now?

After reading these two articles: “Super Chunk! Pretty kitty nearly purr-fect” and “Prince Chunk finally gets a new home, and a clean bill of health“, I have learned a few things.

- This ten-year-old cat has the teeth of a seven-year-old.

- Seriously, this cat has beautiful teeth. They mention it like four times.

- Humans are complete assholes: 500 people applied to adopt Prince Chunk, but when they were told other animals needed homes too, most just said, “Fuck you, I want Prince Chunk!”

- Prince Chunk hates Monday’s, but loves lasagna.

- The national standard for celebrity status has been seriously lowered over the past few years.

[Inquirer - Super Chunk! Pretty kitty nearly purr-fect]

[Daily News - Prince Chunk finally gets a new home, and a clean bill of health]


Posted in LOL on August 26th, 2008

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